After the eight-episode first season, our grand total is: 71 dicks. Read on for details, dongs and some minor spoilers. There is a possibility my numbers might be slightly off as I tried my best to maintain a sense of dignity while starring at countless dicks in public. Also, it’s worth noting that I rewatched the first four episodes on a rickety charter bus and at a Washington, D.C., coffee shop. That’s it.ĭisclaimers: Spoilers are abundant in my dick data analysis. Characters walking around naked or having sex with shadows conveniently hiding their appendages does not count. My dick criteria are simple: The penis must be shown onscreen.
If the Hollywood Reporter won’t do it, I’ll do the Lord’s work and count all the penises in Euphoria, episode by episode. Ya know, when y’all told me to watch Euphoria you coulda warned me about all the dicks ?įor this hot young gay writer, though, “close to 30” is hardly specific enough - I need hard data. We been staring at boobs and vaginas on television for NO reason for decades.
I, for one, can’t wait to see 30 dicks on #Euphoria ? I will stand up in my living room and applaud. The show’s penchant for penis has become a hallmark of the show after the Hollywood Reporter ran an article claiming “close to 30 penises flash onscreen” in one episode. So does the overwhelming presence of nudity in their lives. The joy and perils of drugs, texting, Juuling and high school parties all connect the characters. The first episode chronicles her upbringing, and each subsequent episode follows a different student at the suburban Southern California high school.
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The buzzy new series about teenagers and their illustrious digital lives stars Zendaya as Rue, a drug-addicted 17-year-old fresh out of rehab and with no desire to stay sober. Thank god for Euphoria, the rare show bold enough to buck reliable trends in premium cable and give us all the full-frontal male nudity we deserve, boners and all.
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